Sunday, June 17, 2007

Sample Jokes from My Stand-Up

Albert Einstein accomplished a lot but when people praised him he would be humble and say "I stand on the shoulders of giants". I haven't accomplished as much, so when people praise me I don't say "I stand on the shoulders of giants". Instead I say, "I sit on the faces of midgets".

I used to know a blind guy who was terrible with his finances. He was in debt up to his eye sockets.

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